Darkly Absurd Comics That Range from Surreal to Wholesome

Destiny, shmestiny. Picking a career is a hard choice, and sometimes we’re just not cut out for what people thought we might have been originally. On an unrelated note, the wizard is back to grant all our wishes in his usual clever and useful way. This lucky peasant.

And he lived happily ever after as a librarian! Not everyone is cut out to be king. Also, that sword is stuck fast in that stone and there is no way anyone will be getting it out anytime soon. Guess we’ll just go kingless for a while (looking at you, George, you ain’t welcome here).