46. Watch Out For Immolating Birds
For those of us with pets, we know that more often than not they prefer to be outdoors; they’re animals after all, creatures of nature. And if you’ve ever seen an animal moping around indoors, you know how heartbreaking it can be to see them so unhappy. Sometimes though, circumstances necessitate such actions.

Damn. We knew there was a heatwave, but birds spontaneously combusting takes the threat to a whole new level. I’m sorry, Spot, but you’re going to have to stay in here. It’s for your own good. That poor bird.