Tanks, Ronald
Whoa. We don’t know whether this Mom has no idea how to type on a touchscreen phone or whether she’s hiding in her room with a bottle of wine. It could be both, or it could be that autocorrect is either completely outdated or nonexistent in this person’s phone.
We can forgive every typo except for Ronald. By how this texter responded after being called the name of a famous fast-food clown, we’re going to guess that no Ronald ever existed in that household. That’s just autocorrects way of starting up some drama, and it’s the best thing we’ve ever seen.