You have the right to a banana
Before police take someone into custody, they usually read them their Miranda Rights. These rights basically mean you can shut up and should let your lawyer do all the talking unless you feel like spending a couple of days in jail. Your banana rights, however, are a completely different, totally fabricated thing.

But not according to autocorrect. When this person was freaking out about their neighbor being taken away in cuffs, autocorrect decided that was the best time to act up. Instead of delivering Miranda Rights through text, it changed it to banana rights. We’re guessing these rights only exist if you follow the rules of the jungle.