Siri bad
Speech to text is a handy feature to have for certain situations. If you’re driving and don’t want to risk crashing, just turn on your phone’s mic to type down everything you say. Of course, as you undoubtedly already know by now, the technology is far from perfect. In fact, after looking at this exchange, you can see that it’s as far away from perfect as possible.

There’s absolutely no way anybody could interpret what this guy was trying to say in his text. We’re experiencing a migraine just by looking at all of the random words packed into a single sentence.