18. All Parents Have Lots of Money, Duh
Ah, the optimism of youth, where the holiday season magically inflates the value of the parental job market. The kids’ Christmas lists are more than just wishes; they’re the ultimate testament to a child’s unwavering faith in the parental ability to conjure holiday cheer out of thin air (and apparently, an unlimited budget).
This tongue-in-cheek observation is a shared chuckle for parents everywhere, serving as a reminder that while their wallets might not match the kids’ imaginations, their efforts to make the season special are priceless.