40 Funny Parents Tweets to Get You in the Christmas Spirit

The OP wryly celebrates the silver linings of parenthood during the holiday season. Indeed, motherhood comes with a special set of perks, like an ironclad excuse to bypass the annual corporate sing-along. It’s the merry art of parental escapism, where the presence of little ones is the golden ticket out of “Last Christmas” sung off-key by accounting.

So, while colleagues warble through a repertoire of holiday hits, the savvy mom gets to enjoy her own silent night—well, silent except for the sound of children’s laughter and the occasional “I want more cookies!”