49. At Least She Hasn’t Asked to Speak to the Manager Yet
In the high-stakes world of Christmas magic, the wrapping paper debacle has thrown this young critic into a yuletide uproar. The OP’s niece is serving up a steaming cup of holiday justice, straight to Santa’s workshop. It’s a lesson in festive forensics: if the paper’s the same, the jolly jig is up.
This pint-sized consumer advocate isn’t just checking her list twice; she’s making sure Santa’s elves are on their A-game. Let’s just hope the elves have a solid customer service department up there in the North Pole, or they’ll be facing more than just a stern letter.