50. One Day, He Will Make a Great Lawyer
Ah, the classic holiday conundrum: keeping tiny humans away from the tantalizing twinkle of Christmas ornaments. The OP thought they had it all figured out with the old “look, don’t touch” rule, but underestimated the creativity of a toddler’s mischief.
There’s a universal truth every parent knows—toddlers will find a way, and if their hands are tied, they’ve got another trick (or tongue) up their sleeve! It’s like a festive game of Whack-a-Mole, but instead of a mallet, you’re armed with nothing but hope and maybe a camera to capture these priceless moments. It’s a holiday flavor of parenting, minty with a twist of chaos!