The Golden Girls as Mortal Kombat Characters
The Golden Girls and Mortal Kombat seem like an unusual crossover, but it could have some pretty funny consequences. You’d have Blanche as the flirtatious yet deadly fighter, Dorothy as the tough-as-nails warrior, Rose as the unsuspecting powerhouse, and Sophia as the wisecracking elder with hidden combat skills. The battle cries alone would be worth the price of admission.

Imagine Blanche shouting, “Get ready to be taken down, honey!” or Rose exclaiming, “St. Olaf would be proud!” And let’s not forget about the fatalities! Sophia could probably take down an opponent with a well-timed “Picture it, Sicily…” while Dorothy could use her famous catchphrase “Thank you for being a friend” to give her opponent the final blow.