Flatballers
When you’re a kid there are a lot of things that you are handed on a silver platter, and not because you were spoiled, but certain things just went over your head. Like not knowing that you have to actually cook your meals every day for yourself or understanding that you need to make money to survive.

It seems as though it also wasn’t clear to Michael that soccer balls don’t come pre-pumped. We can forgive Michael for this one because it isn’t really his fault, we just wonder how many more things like this exist for Michael in his life. It’s okay Michael, we’re here for you and only judge you a little bit.