Next Time, Bring Your Chainsaw
It has to be said that not all reviews are worthwhile having connected to a product. As a customer, it can be hard deciphering between what is a real review and a pity party review that someone once wrote up in moody angst. The latter are the kind of reviews you just don’t need in your life.

Take this one, for example, this person claims they didn’t like the pancakes that they ordered, but they also ate an entire one. We’re sorry but this seems like a ‘you’ problem. If you have an issue with the food, you don’t continue eating it after you’ve tasted it and decided that you don’t like it.