#15: Online Observations
Have you ever done that thing where you’re running around your house for 10 minutes looking for your car keys, searching every place they could possibly be and some places they couldn’t possibly be (I always check the fridge), only to realize that your keys have been in your hand the entire time?

Maybe this is the Internet equivalent of that, where someone uses the Internet to ask someone whether they have the Internet because somehow they have stopped noticing the Internet staring them in the face. I really wish the person on the other end had answered, “No, what’s the Internet?” I’m not sure if the joke would have been understood, though.