Blind To Warning Signals
Note to self: When mingling with parrots, keep your eyes off the skies! These feathered sharpshooters have an uncanny knack for targeting unsuspecting zookeepers with their waste from above. It’s a quirky testament to their natural precision, though a direct hit can be less than delightful.

Hence, I’m now wisely opting to dodge any surprise flyby ‘gifts’ by keeping my distance..
