5. You Just Had to Spring That One On Me, Eh?
Technology is such a wondrous thing, and so are fun toys with buttons to press and knobs to wiggle! Some of these have been created as tools for more constructive purposes too, appealing to our monkey brain to get past it and deeper. Of course, that doesn’t mean there isn’t some absurdist twist just waiting around the corner.

Oh. That moment when you realize that toy was our bodies all along. We can make them bend and wiggle, jump and swim, be bopped and twisted… but how come it’s so damn hard to get over the time I accidentally stepped on my dog’s tail? I said I was sorry!