…Can I get heartburn too?
This mom has got to be one of the most laid-back wives around. It’s not every wife that’s willing to let her husband see meet with ladies of the night to feel better, let alone two of them every day for the foreseeable future. But if that’s what the doctor prescribes, who is this wife to argue?

You’d think that prescription treatment for heartburn would lead to reduced strain on the heart, yet here we are. This has got to be one of the worst cases of autocorrect of all time. Two prostitutes per day… this guy might have more burning parts of his body to worry about shortly.