Babysitter and pyromaniac for hire
Whenever autocorrect kicks in, nobody knows what you mean. When this babysitter was talking to her boss about meeting her clients for the first time, she wanted to do so in a presentable manner. Showing up in sweats would probably give her clients the impression that she was a slob, was there just for the snacks and Netflix, and was going to set the children on fire. What?
She meant to say “ignore the children,” but it was too late. The person who stuck her neck out for the would-be babysitter would have had a pretty dark stain on her reputation if a crazed pyromaniac were watching over innocent children.